As you know I have an abiding love for tensor bandages and their limb-specific cousins. I currently own 4 tensor bandages, 1 thumb brace, 1 knee brace, 1 elbow brace, and 2 ankle braces. Sometimes my muscles say no and sometimes no is not an option, enter tensor braces.
This was husbands take on the matter.
You’re going to cover your whole body in these things, aren’t you? You’re building an Ironman suit out of tensors.
He’s not completely wrong, while I’ve never needed to equip all of them at once I do seem to be accruing a full body set.
Fast forward a few days and my Husband comes home with a sore arm. Turns out he’s strained something in his shoulder. Being my tensor advocating self I tell him that there are shoulder tensors. His only response was:
I’m not helping you build your Ironman suit.
Curses I’ve been foiled. We had a good chuckle about it although ultimately we didn’t get another tensor. C’est la Vie.